I was practicing my French earlier today…trying to say “don’t touch me.”  If some nice French person tries to help me out of the English Channel and they touch me before I clear the water, then I would be disqualified.  Matt, who lived in France for a year and went to a French language school, was, of course, listening.  And, I came out with “Je ne me touche pas” instead of “ne me touche pas.” Matt began laughing hysterically and explained that instead of “don’t touch me” I had actually said “I’m not touching myself”….definitely need to work on that one!!!